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San Juan News Ticker: I am the Earl of Rochester. With my Reputation! Film info:Production Company: It was a Dark Shadow and Stormy Night. Cast Johnny Depp .... Paul Kemp. Eckhart Man .... Sala. Jenkins ...Chenault? Amber! Who knows? It's a gas man. The cast surely have to be insane, out of the blue. With the exception of Yeamon. Check back often, as this site is constantly updated as I sweat on it 24 hours a day (the chances of total mental and physical collapse are now very real. No sympathy for the devil here.) Bells and whistles! Rumdiary.film.com, the No.1 site for the rum diary movie until the official one comes along, or indeed any other site! Official site may have surfaced! If anyone due to star in the film or is a star e-mail me now! I need solid news man! ESPN=cool. Life's too bloody short for tickers

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NEWS:2012!!! Extra extra, DVD and Blu Ray released off the chain Pen is indeed mightier than sword! Ho ho ho. Bahamas! UK Premiere at Kensington done,and a million interview build-ups. Now see it! The film has been drunk Stateside. Back from Whiskey tour in Scotland! (Traitor to Rum!) Austin premiere done and more clips. See all the vids and interviews in very high D here Rum Diary musical rockin' album will be released on Nihil, Mr Ewing has gone overdrive with buildup to Rum and US appearances at loads of festivals at the moment, including LA. Hark! Rum News rolling in like a decom satellite. On fire! We have a premiere at the Hamptons The second/third poster is here you damn rogue! Another boozy poster has flown in! And Here is the trailer! Great complimentary spirits, get down! Pigeons

Also the TV "Radiation King" teaser is on Farcebook. Met Ralph of the Steadman clan, what an artist and great bloke. Drew me a Stureptile! Check Macebook! Alright Now! Hunter in spirit on his chair during filming.WE MAY HAVE A RELEASE DATE HERE (finally, I nearly needed a zimmer turbo frame!) Woohoo Let's bring it Home October! Or London November.

And now the Cockney Sun's comin' up! Proud highways, cars and trucks, ridin' with...Yeah! Anyhowl, He's still around, Johnny on Hunter. Great piece.

Bruce Robinson discusses directing and the savages of how great booze is. Jump back! A new HST interview which is well worth a dive. A tour of Colleges will start this year, to promote the film and have a general discussion on the Diary!Happy new beer/fear, King Lear. News here on film show release date? October? Ho ho ho bloody humbug. Whoosh etc. Let It Bleed, er, snow! Monsieur Depp discusses the film, and how Robinson was subject to "banditry" and "fiendish persuit" (very Hunteresque! Is that a word? It is now) in this article of words.Mr Johnny is currently doing the production run, which means he will have to see lots of peoples faces. Even Rangos? Argggh! Mr Ewing on drinking Rum and then some. Sent this tune, Now that's what I call music! The Pope and pirates (Greenwich Royal Naval! Near where I work and grind) seem to be swashbucklin' around town. God bless the Vatican. Small country, portable. Which film festival will smash the Rum bottle first? And what hell happened to my code?An interesting timeline be 'ere I return to my Native Kent/London (Exile on Queen St?), running wild and loose. Blighty! Here are some shots of Genuine Proof by Volume Scenes! 110% The year of the Rum Oscars!

Salut! News flying in from all directions! TESTING SCREENINGS , in HuntingtonTesting! Next up,Mr Johnny interviewed, and talks about Rum, films and life. Bravo! RUM DIARY IS (maybe not, as a rule)COMING TO CANNES! Oh Yes. May (delayed) Launch. You can't turn your back on this film. All over the news, pour a little liqour.

Some wise words from Amber shooting one off brilliantly here Yeah, yippee skip, it's the Daily Mail again. Beardy Aaron has something to say too, the latest here, and what the hell is accidental sexiness? When you trip over and get bloody handsome? Maybe so.

The Rum Diary has now spilled everywhere (someone get a sponge for God's sake) Twitting:https://twitter.com/Rumdiaryfun and on Macebook. New film update there.

Ribisi talks about the Rum Diary, and that Depp is "bloody fantastic!" Which is a good sign. We could (but won't) be looking at 24th September 2010 for release date, hopefully sooner, as I may explode.

On the sidelines, JD is doing a doc on Keith Richards. Can't you hear Z knocking? A view through the sights. Also, have a view at Star Star, Star!

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Here's an interesting insight on Paul Kemp from Hunter, and other characters within the film. Seems we have split and combined traits from the real and the fiction. Great Gatsby inc- Enjoy.

Vision at Infinitum Nihil, ignite it! In wine, there it truth. New Guestbook, make your mark. Cheers.Rum Diary Film.com (original!) open now, for all your Rum needs. Stu contacts:

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A complete list of all those involved are to be found here.Also, another Rum Diary site has appeared out of the blue too. Inspiring. Hellraising! Film now being edited, cut, rocked out, I think all filming is now done.

I was on the BBC! Bravo. I need to find a ".com" for this site as the powers that be have caught me in the trap. I can't walk out. Done.

And so we fly on, (S.O.S. Mayday! Breach, goin' up zip!) And it now seems it's time for movie editing as the cameras wind down like a demented mongoose finding a sedative. Film released Start 2010. Jimmy is credited with "Cop on Fire". What a title! This week, I have been mostly on Fire. Chock full of news from Rico. I get the feeling we'll have a Hunter N.R.A book soon, which he wrote after Hell's Angels. The Fear travels to Washington. It is now MAY. That Cursed Daily Mail paper reports on Depp "Johnny Herbert" and Eckhart Lake accelerating I'll take an Aguadilla, haha. The Film is currently being turned to celluloid, therefore! UPDATES

March and Ribisi Strikes, ahead of time. FULL CASTING/FILM IS GO, I am a Public Enemy. Ask me if you want your, er, mind to blow/interested in Rico. Amber is called up! You too Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Richard Jenkins! A fine woman indeed. Bravo Gents. You must see this film as it involves the medium of Travel. Winter Greetings Pigsucker Rumsters.Visit Gonzo Movie Trailer Park now, Variety update here.

I am going to the London Film festival if it kills me for the Docs new film. (It was a trip) Gonzomatic. News rolling on- the Film's coming in a Dark and Stormy 2010. Currently read "Gonzo" the Biography of the Doc. Lots of input and views from many humans, buy it!

Met Colonel Depp*! Check here man. And for Stu pics, their satanic majesties request... Many papers running the line that filming's going to kick off soon, including the righteous "Nashville times"!

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