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Hi there! A few Colonel Depp facts first...a man of great comedy wealth and taste, he likes the Fast show (suits you!) Little Britain (where he's going to be a lady) Slimelight in London, was a goth and has some money. What a guy! Rum and bass. At a guess I would say he takes heavey interest in the characters that throw soceity out the window and have fun, the outkasts, the legends.

Rightho man another batch of fun....met the main dude behind Madadame Tussauds after getting lost there looking for that Costa Coffee manager mate (see below!) He showed me round, and Mr.A.Hopkins was there! What a guy, down to earth man. And saw Colonel Depp in wax form! Where's Hunter godammit. Fun and champagne!

Sweet jesus what a couple of days...this was the Birtish dream in action, though I got torn apart in the vicious vortex. My good buddy, a great man, challenged me to get into the equivalent of a Starbuck's Coffee UK convention by posing as a high-end manager (his position in life) in the coiffe field. On the cards were complimentary 5 course meal, booze, mind bending substances, limo rides, rock show, dance show, (for those of you guys who know Tower Bridge) staying overnight at the ***** Th*stle hotel, and full blast breakfast. Why not I thought? Crap, only had casual clothes but never mind, after 7 hours of bullshit and coffee lies and high class but top quality fun... If you check the records of the Thistle Hotel on 4th June 2004, you will see that a "Raoul Duke" checked in to a £300 per night suite and drove off in the morning with a grin on this face and no money spent, yes! Yeah woohoo!!!! I think I shall keep the door card as a memento man.

Met Mr.Nolte at the Hulk Premiere, London, Lie Chester Square. and exchanged a few words as surprisingly he's a busy man. Go go go Rum Diaries! Anyway, here's the story:I had this dream the other night, where me and Mr.Depp were in a hell of a big cadillac (I now dream about the bloody film!) with a very nice and attractive woman was driving, wearing a cowboy hat. (Mad onna?) Anyways we were talking about the film and he was doing some weird impressions of Hunter, and then he said that Busta Rhymes was gonna make an appearance in the film! Fire it up! Anyway if he does you heard it here first, it will be amazing and show I have some fiendish link to what's goin' on. Or I'm possibly just crazy! The latter, swine!

Bum Diary ho ho

London town 20/11/03. Off the crazy Rum Diary track for the moment. What a night in London. Picture the scene: Huge 100,000 people protest with their Bush signs right in the centre (sleepy London town is just no place for Street Fightin' Stu.) I was right on the edge of fire, adrenaline and hazy pot smoke travelling into the night, then the Gumball rally with some of the meanest motors I've seen burning from Park Lane to Leic. Sqaure with their highly rich owners, choppers everywhere. Man, the whole city buzzed. I got into the Press zone with a dodgy ID, Gonzo! What a rush! Acid riddled Web site designed by Mass Web Site Design

by Stu Massie Go back to more insanity Remember it's ridiculous to think you can get higher without drugs! woohoo

This site in French! Tres twisted!

fun Fear and Loathing, best enjoyed with a bottle of wine, Sirloin Steak and fries, 100% Colombian Shrooms and a Cheery beer mmm "I've been to heaven and hell, and then back again. I've seen St Paul's in flames, seen souls that are demonised, and brick elephants storm through Waterloo! I've even been him, and the fallen. People that go to church get the operator, I get the direct line from the nectar of the gods. To both of them... Yes man, I've lived a thousand years, and beyond" Z.C, London, 2004

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